Title: KIDS SAY THE STRANGEST THINGS!
By: Trawin, Don, Saturday Evening Post, 00489239, Jan/Feb2003, Vol. 275, Issue 1
Consider these words to the wise uttered by children seven and under.
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
A four-year-old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer. She was reciting it all by herself with help from her mother. She said, "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail."
Never ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
School lunches stick to the wall.
Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac.
Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
A three-year-old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left shoe was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet."
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "So I am looking for the seal."
By: Trawin, Don, Saturday Evening Post, 00489239, Jan/Feb2003, Vol. 275, Issue 1
Consider these words to the wise uttered by children seven and under.
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
A four-year-old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer. She was reciting it all by herself with help from her mother. She said, "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail."
Never ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
School lunches stick to the wall.
Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac.
Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
A three-year-old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left shoe was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet."
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "So I am looking for the seal."
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