DeMotivational Messages
DeMotivational Messages
The Pessimist's Mug: The glass is half empty. Literally. Our Pessimist's Mug will confront you with that bitter reality every single time you pour yourself a drink, rendering you invulnerable to the wily lures of optimism that lead only to pain.
5"x7" DeskTopper: Our stunning DeskToppers will take your breath away, along with any desire to succeed, hope or work.
Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Adversity: That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
Despair: It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
Arrogance: The best leaders inspired by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well too.
Power: Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely too.
Blame: The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
Sacrifice: Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.
Burnout: Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.
Success: Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.
Motivation: If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
Source: http://www.despair.com/
The Pessimist's Mug: The glass is half empty. Literally. Our Pessimist's Mug will confront you with that bitter reality every single time you pour yourself a drink, rendering you invulnerable to the wily lures of optimism that lead only to pain.
5"x7" DeskTopper: Our stunning DeskToppers will take your breath away, along with any desire to succeed, hope or work.
Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Adversity: That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
Despair: It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
Arrogance: The best leaders inspired by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well too.
Power: Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely too.
Blame: The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
Sacrifice: Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.
Burnout: Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.
Success: Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.
Motivation: If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
Source: http://www.despair.com/
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11:42 AM
