The Crazy Traffic Light

The Crazy Traffic Light

There’s a crazy traffic light
On a corner in our town
It has the normal colors
You know, yellow means slow down
And green means go
And red means stop
It’s all the other colors
That’ll make your mouth drop

Chorus:

When you see a pink light
It means hop like a bunny
When the light is purple
Make a face that’s funny
When the light turns orange
You should bark like a dog
When the brown light shines
You can oink like a hog

When the white light’s bright
You should give a loud roar
When the light turns blue
Fall asleep and snore

One day the workers came
To fix that crazy light
They tried to make it like
All the other traffic lights
They spend a lit of money
Tearing out its guts
They tried to guarantee
Traffic wouldn’t go nuts
They put in brand new wires
They worked all day and night
They thought when they were finished
That they changed that traffic light
But when they switched it on
After spending all that dough
It flashed those crazy colors
That the kids all know

Chorus:

When you see a pink light
It means hop like a bunny
When the light is purple
Make a face that’s funny
When the light turns orange
You should bark like a dog
When the brown light shines
You can oink like a hog

When the white light’s bright
You should give a loud roar
When the light turns blue
Fall asleep and snore