Funny Library Patron Policy
Funny Library Patron Policy
"It is the mission of the Temple Public Library to provide a safe, pleasant, and stress-free atmosphere for the staff of the Temple Public Library. You can help us to achieve this goal by refraining from entering the library building or grounds during the hours that the library is open. This is for your own protection, as the staff is liable to lash out involuntarily if awakened suddenly.
If you are an adult and think that you are truly in need of library services, think again. Books are for people without cable, and as for our public Internet computers, let us save you some time. No one online wants to date you either. Seriously. Look in the mirror. If you are a a child and need materials for a school assignment, just remember no one likes a smart kid, and good grades will only get you beaten up.
The library welcomes your feedback and constructive criticism. If you have any complaints or suggestions, please refer to our brochure Who is Kenny and Why Do So Many People Want to Beat Him Up? It will tell you how to get in touch with our Public Relations Officer and includes a map to his home and a description of the car he drives.
We appreciate your cooperation and thank you for helping us to make the Temple Public Library such an enjoyable place to work."
"It is the mission of the Temple Public Library to provide a safe, pleasant, and stress-free atmosphere for the staff of the Temple Public Library. You can help us to achieve this goal by refraining from entering the library building or grounds during the hours that the library is open. This is for your own protection, as the staff is liable to lash out involuntarily if awakened suddenly.
If you are an adult and think that you are truly in need of library services, think again. Books are for people without cable, and as for our public Internet computers, let us save you some time. No one online wants to date you either. Seriously. Look in the mirror. If you are a a child and need materials for a school assignment, just remember no one likes a smart kid, and good grades will only get you beaten up.
The library welcomes your feedback and constructive criticism. If you have any complaints or suggestions, please refer to our brochure Who is Kenny and Why Do So Many People Want to Beat Him Up? It will tell you how to get in touch with our Public Relations Officer and includes a map to his home and a description of the car he drives.
We appreciate your cooperation and thank you for helping us to make the Temple Public Library such an enjoyable place to work."
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posted by Jiru at
9:40 AM
