FlubTitles: It's not what you say, but how you say it.

FlubTitles: It's not what you say, but how you say it.
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Examples:
Mind your saliva.
You'll find it very nice after a sip.
Have you drunk very much in day time?
Shit! Am I very ugly now?
That woman's ass isn't big enough, it's hard for her to bear baby.
All ill-fated jinxes have come.
If they can't come back, we won't feel ease.
Sir, the top is deadly sealed up!