Murphy's Law (Murphy was an optimist.)

(Selected ones as seen on a poster.)

Murphy's Law (Murphy was an optimist.)

If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.

You will always find something in the last place you look.

There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.

Beauty is only skin deep. Ugly goes to the bone.

To know yourself is the ultimate form of aggression. (Freudian psychology)

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.

In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.